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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

THE TOILET BANDIT!



LAST WEEK I WAS UP STAIRS TAKING A SHOWER AND I HAD LEFT HUDSON DOWN STAIRS TO WATCH ELMO.
WHEN I CAME DOWN TO CHECK ON HIM I FOUND A SURPRISE!
I GOT "T.P." IN MY FRONT ROOM!
I TEXT ALL MY FAMILY ASKING WHO HAD DONE THIS, BUT THEY ALL JUST LAUGHED!
SO I TURNED TO THE ONLY PERSON I KNEW THAT WOULD DO SUCH A THING.
IT WAS ... HUDSON P HEWARD.
GUILTY AS CHARGED.
SINCE HE HAS DONE THIS BEFORE, BUT NOT THIS BAD.
WHEN I CAME AROUND THE CORNER HE LOOKED UP AT ME & GAVE ME A BIG PHAT GRIN THEN WAVED SOME TOILET PAPER IN THE AIR LIKE "HERE MOM"
THEN I GAVE HIM A LOOK LIKE "NO WAY"!
THAT'S WHEN THE LITTLE TOILET BANDIT RAN INTO THE CLOSET TO GET AWAY.
WHAT A STINKER.
HE IS WORSE THEN MY CAT BOO OR ANY DOG I KNOW!

2 comments:

The Rogers Clan said...

BAhahahha!! Better than my kids. I'm in the shower and they decide to let in the NV Power guy who knocked on the door. Even though I've told them a ton not to open doors for anyone. Ugh. Motherhood is just fun, eh? HA!

Jules said...

That is hysterical! I laughed! PS, your headline picture is beyond creepy... MISS YOU!